(Jeopardy! theme song) Alex I'd like to take "OBVIOUSLY YES" for OBVIOUSLY YES dollars

...what, you want more lewd detail?

Fine

1st, I'd like to ensure your enthusiastic informed consent for everything I do to you, because I may be a pedo, but I'm a kind respectful pedo who wants you to flourish n' have an awesome life

2nd, I'd like to chat n' cuddle n' have dinner with you, watch movies at home while cuddling very intimately...

3rd, I want to smother you in my small trans mommy tits, as you pump your seed inside me

4th, I want to suck off my son (you're my son) every night, then swap your cum between our mouths as we make out

5th, I want to rawdog you missionary style so I can hug you and smooch you while mommy's cock is inside u

6th, since u asked earlier, I wanna fuck you in the woods

7th, I wanna cuddle some more while we infodump to each other bout our favorite videogames

Sound like a plan for our first dozen dates? ;3