Helloooo, I'm Jade! I am a caucasian human female. After that it gets more complicated lol. Ask me anything, I love questions!
🎵 Oh, to see light, through a child's eyes, through a child's eyes~ 🎶
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Hey I'm trying to get a job
Can you do a general reading for me next week? I do t want to do it too soon
Boop! Guess...
I would love to get to know you better and build a friendship, but I am shy and very bad at socializing 😭
do you think we should abolish fuckass timezones like utc-3:30 and utc+5:45
may i ask if you amab or afab? both are cute regardless
I'm AMAB, actually!! I don't talk about it much unless someone asks tho because i'm TransSex & kinda intersex-y and it makes me uncomfy. So yeah i'm amab, but for all intents and purposes I might as well be female, i just dont get periods (sadge) and i have to shave my face. Thank for asking!!
what's that whole oracle thing about?
Hey there Anon, good question! I have a long post about what i do pinned on my profile if you want to know that, but here i'll go throu a little bit of what it means to me:
I have a strong intuition that i've spent a lot of time nurturing. It helped me get ahead in school and learn very fast, and it (still) helps me recover my mental health from the emotional abuse in my childhood.
Around middle school, i deliberately started exploring my intuition and what it could do. For a while i was super fascinated with psychology-adjacent concepts like remote viewing, ESP and clairvoyance. Other times i would get really into the more occult side: spells, charms, and general witchcraftery.
This passive interest carried on all the way through high school, until a couple years ago i started really thinking about what i believed in. I started to notice patterns in all this pseudoscientific and occult stuff i learned about, and integrated it with everything I learned about what it means to exist. I realized that my Intuition, like logic, was a way of making predictions and educated guesses about the world around me. But unlike logic, Intuition is something that is hard to access and even harder to understand. It's just about what feels right, independent of what you think or know. And just like reasoning, it doesn't always give you the right answer. (listen to a flat earther argue and you'll see just how short reason can fall sometimes x3) But, at the same time, your intuition sees all the patterns and truths that you dont know how to justify, so it can be a REALLY useful complement to logic when figuring out what to do or what to focus on.
Since we live in a very "logic is king!!!" kind of world, not many people spend time nurturing their intuition these days. So, as an oracle, i spend time channeling my intuition to help others who are lost in life and unsure what to do about it.
I hope that answers your question!! Check my pinned comment for details about what exactly it is that i do, and feel free to ask or DM if you have any more questions!! ❤️
Are you looking for a partner? Or a system? Or perhaps a partner system? 👀
Yes to all!!... kinda.
Especially when it comes to system affairs as a whole, we're pretty demiromantic these days. It's taken a long time of unlearning toxic codependency and learning how to uphold comfortable boundaries, but at this point we're pretty sure that most of us are demiromantic.
So, while I/we do (DEFINITELY) want a partner and/or partner system (ASAP)... You'll have to earn our emotional trust first by organically growing a platonic/familial/otherwise emotional relationship.
So if you're interested in Jade or any of my many aspects, shoot me a DM and say hi! Who knows, maybe we were meant to be? ;)
are you plural :3
YES! I am/we are! We're still trying to figure out how to live with it tho, and we have been for over a year and a half now ;v;
our system has gone through many very destructive phases simply because none of us new how to handle plurality in any remotely healthy way. At this point we're starting to get our footing again (hopefully some solid footing this time??) but its slow and scary. I think there's over 20 alters and at least 1 subsystem, but most of the alters we know about are currently tied up in the median blurian mess that is "Jade" and only a couple alters even have names. Most still dont have any solidly differentiating traits, so when someones in front it's really hard to know who it is.
Like i said, it's a slow burn, but they're definitely in there! Feel free to ask us more about our system, it's honestly quite fascinating and it's something i'm super proud and passionate about! ^w^
what's it feel like when ya gotta pee?
why are you so prebbiness
Why are you so pretty?
Cause you have beautiful eyes~ giggles
I do my best to just be me, and I guess you find that hot. That makes me happy! But it doesn't necessarily say anything about me inherently, it just says that we have a certain kind of compatibility, cause you like how i am. Maybe I like how you are, too! My DMs are always open <3
hi jadeoomf
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