Trying to see how long it takes until someone notices my presence.
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⃠𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜⃠ · 3 answers · 2mo
straps a glitter bomb to your chest. okay, you have 5 minutes to figure out something before this explodes and you look like a disco ball until you shower and change clothes. the only way you can deactivate this glitter bomb is by finding a creative way to get a key that will deactivate it. let's see...
there are 4 rooms, which i will label 'Room 1', 'Room 2', 'Room 3' and 'Main Room' for your convenience. in each room, there is a few seemingly disconnected items. your objective is to find a creative way to open a box in Main Room which contains the key. the box cannot be forced open, but it can be broken (not by throwing it against a wall though, and can only be broken via a direct precise impact). it is located 15 metres high on the wall, on a wooden shelf.
now, in Room 1, you will find:
a torch (flashlight), a hard wooden beam that's 30cm long, and a canister of gasoline
in Room 2, you will find:
a thick bundle of rope, a pair of cheap pliers, and a crowbar
in Room 3, you will find:
a kitchen knife and a chunk of obsidian.
have fun figuring out what to do with these objects to try and retrieve the key!! there is no wrong or right answer, only creative solutions. but if you don't feel like participating I'll just disable the glitter bomb for you anyway -w-
Attempt #1: grab knife. attempt to cut away the bomb straps. Abandon if no visible progress is made after 1 minute.
Attempt #2: tie rope to crowbar, throw it as grappling hook to try to get the box out of the shelf. Use crowbar as hammer, pliers as awl to open box. Abandon if crowbar can't be thrown far enough to reach box.
Attempt #3: douse shelf in gasoline. disassemble flashlight, carefully crack its lightbulb open, use its filament as a fire starter. (short wires instead using pliers if it's a LED flashlight). Fall unconscious from fumes.
Anonymous · 3mo
How do I get an invite. Looking for froends and an online home.
Anonymous · 3mo
So I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beat is sick
My crew is big, and it keeps getting bigger
That's cuz Jesus Christ is my nigger
Woooo
I'm a reddit refugee since its API protests.
Was recommended burggit.moe (back then just launched as a lemmy instance) as a replacement. Its lax ruleset wasn't compatible with the power tripping associated with the reddit moderation willing to part with reddit at the time, so it got immediately defederated by basically all other lemmy instances.
The only exception was rqd2.net, who found themselves in the exact same circumstances and thus had basically nowhere else to federate with. This lasted for several months until a series of extended server outages dropped burggit's userbase below criticality, by which point burggit's administration decided to recreate it as a sharkey instance.
The rqd2 user overlap made the sharkey instance federate with pedi initially, which burggit's staff saw as a threat to long-term federation. initially they've removed users openly displaying affiliation with pedophilia, then went on over time to defederate instances doing the same, and progressed to instances associating with instances doing the same. This, along with artist migration surges from aethy's "shutdown" and baraag's downtime, resulted into burggit turning into a completely different instance than what it started as. I don't mind the state it's currently in or its admin's decisions, but i did miss the interaction with pedi.
I think the trigger that made me join the pedi proper was cunny.beauty getting defederated, as unlike other pedi instances i hadn't seen any posts federated from them warranting defederation under burggit's "this is not a pedi instance" policy. Some time later, i was given an answer on it happening "because there was obvious underage users soliciting on that instance", but by then i had already moved.
My first instance was gimmeloli.top, as other sharkey pedi instances active at the time (cunnyfu, baise-moi) had been defederated simultaneously earlier on.
RA2lover · 4mo
I can't see cunny.beauty anymore!
Pochi · 4mo
I really want to try doing this. Should I do this to myself tonight?
Acoustic · 6 answers · 4mo
A question for everyone, and if you don’t answer you’re a coward. 😈
If you could fuck anyone on pedi, who would it be, and what would the sexual act be? Don’t worry about practicality or ethics, go crazy. And describe it in graphic detail, the things you imagine would be hot.
Make us blush.
Technically not actual fucking, but i'd want to gather wilma and sam and force them to make ammends by hatefucking eachother into another friendship. I'd then give wilma a considerable-but-still-finite amount of money, tell this to sam, and watch as the rest of wilma's harem discovers this and proceeds into fighting eachother for a slice of it.
ulith · 5mo
owo notices ur presence
whats ur hottest fetish =w=
Probably fleshlights being used inside pussies, if only because that's actually common enough to have at least a minimal amount of content available. It basically objectifies both man and woman while also subjugating them as not enough for one another.
https://sexblogging.com/vagception-inserting-a-fleshlight-sleeve-into-my-vagina/
https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/starryfawnn/post/800891650
https://www.xvideos.com/video77744257/how_to_make_her_pussy_tight_again
https://pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph6391c649078b9
https://pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph63bb016e87bff
https://www.xvideos.com/video77743879/stepsister_rides_his_male_mastrubator_while_his_dick_inside
There's also female condoms being used, but the only full-length video i can find of that is https://www.xvideos.com/video10692543/female_condom, which doesn't count because that's lelu love and she shows up on everything